Maids (muchachas, empleadas) have the power to make or break your day.
Maids make your breakfast.
Maids wash your clothes.
Maids have the opportunity to rummage through all your belongings.
Maids prepare your lunch.
Maids fold your towels.
Maids take care of your kids.
Maids make your supper.
Maids can switch to decaf without telling you!!
Want to assassinate someone? Talk to his maid.
Want to rob someone? Talk to the maid.
Want to learn Spanish? Talk to the maid.
Be nice to your maid.