Kids Unscripted: Chapter 1

 Welcome to the first episode of Kids Unscripted... where mainly Talia, as Elias is  just 5 months old, speaks her mind in the way only she can.

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Talia: (about her doll) "She's not a whole lot little, she's just a little bit big."

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Talia's riddle for me: "Is an L an upside-down 7, or a 7 an upside-down L?"

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Talia insists that the proper way to say "a long time ago" is "a very far day."

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Cousin: (to Elias) "Would you like to be a pilot?"
Talia: "He's not supposed to be a pirate!!!"

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Talia: "That water's so wet!"

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Talia: "What's your whole name?"
Me: "Adina...etc."
Talia: "It isn't 'Mommy Adina...etc.?'"

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Talia: "If you cry when you laugh, it's called a craugh."

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Talia: "I think this soap smells like baby ducks."
Me: "Why?"
Talia: "Because it has a picture of a baby duck!"

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Talia about Elias: "Mama, he's hugging me!"

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Talia: "baby wolves say 'aah-gooooo!'"

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Talia: (drawing purple feet for the "ee" sound.)
Me: "What has purple feet?"
Talia: "Sometimes a purple kangaroo!"

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At a kid screaming because he didn't get something he wanted in the store:
Talia: "He doesn't need to cry and he needs to say please!"