Kids Unscripted; Chapter 13

Talia: "Guess what, I learned how to clean my mouth with just a napkin! A dry one!"
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Talia: "Mommy, I took a bite and it made my back hurt!"
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Talia: "I'm going to throw the Kleenex in the fire... I wonder what color it will turn!?"
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 Talia: (after getting licked by the puppy) "Now I'm just sitting here with a licked nose!"
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Talia: "I picked up that rock and the ants growled at me so I ran away!"
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Talia: "I'm like a line (shape) now, so I'm more like a grasshopper. Elias is like a ball, so he's more like a ladybug."
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Talia: "You can't make a present for yourself, you have to make it for someone else!"
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Talia: "Sometimes tangles are like two snakes fighting!"
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Talia: "Does your brain hold your hairs in?"
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Talia: "When you stop growing, it's like when an elevator gets to the top, you can't go up anymore."
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Ben: (to Talia) "What are you digging in your nose for? Are you looking for gold?"
Talia: "No, I'm looking for raisins!"
Ben: *GAG*
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Talia: (to me) "Are you concentrating the whole house?"
Me: "Do you mean 'cleaning?'"
Talia: "Yes!"
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 Talia: (holding two sticks and pretending they are a violin/fiddle... and then giving one to Elias)
"Here Elias, you play a little music-tar"
Me: "What's a music-tar?"
Talia: "A type of gui-tar that hasn't been invented yet."
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Talia: "Mommy... my spring roll is slowly turning into a salad on my plate. I think I need a fork...