Kids Unscripted; Chapter 9

Talia: "I'm going to give you a point every time you laugh or have fun!"
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Talia: "I need more than one person to not be lonesome!"
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Talia: "Babies are the cutest kind of people!"
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Me: (to Elias) "Do you want a bite?" (putting it in his mouth.)
Elias: *Elias shakes his head 'no' and spits it out. Then, waves at it and says "bye bye" and promptly eats it.*
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Talia: "Mommy, do butterflies take baths?"
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Talia: "Does the wind have hands?"
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Me: "Would you like a cup of milk?"
Talia: "Can I have a couple of milk?"
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Talia: "I'm glad there are no lions in our house!"
Me: "Me too... Why did you say that?"
Talia: "Because they go 'RAWR' and they eat you up!"
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Talia: "Mommy, God did a good job when he made you."
Me: *speechless*
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Me: (singing a made-up lullaby) "Rockabye..."
Elias: *opens sleepy eyes, grins and waves 'bye.'*
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Talia: "I'm going to draw a sea-squirrel instead of a seahorse."
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Talia: (wrapped in a brown bath towel) "I look like chocolate ice cream!"
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Talia: "If we see a bug, should we spray killer-izer on it?"
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Talia: "Mommy, can bees get fat from honey?"
Me: "I think we know what to research in science next..."