Kids Unscripted; Chapter 28

Ben: (after Talia played a really good move on a board game) "Oh, it's ON now!"

Talia: "Yeah, we turned it back on..."

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(Talia and Elias playing hospital:)
Talia: "So what's your problem? Are you too hot?"
Elias: "Too cold!"
Talia: "Ok" (and apparently he goes in something like a toaster oven because then I hear...)
"DING! 9 degrees! You're just right!"
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Talia: "Why is the answer always no?"
Ben: "Maybe you're asking the wrong questions..."
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Ben: "When you're a kid you just have to learn, learn, learn."

Talia: "Yeah, and you get tired of teaching me sometimes, that's why you rented me a school..."

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Me: "It's bedtime"

Elias: "WAAAHHHH!"

Me: "Do you want a story about a frog?"

Elias: "No..." 

(Broken hearted) "bad frog..."

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Talia: "You're too little to do that!"

Elias: "No, Elias is big, BIG!"

Talia: "Fine, you're too big to do that."

Elias: "Yes, ok. Big."

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Elias: "Mommy, I'm a super hero."
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Talia: "Where's the fireplace? Or the chimney?!"

Me: "We live in the desert..."

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Ben: (to Elias with his play stethoscope) "Did you hear my heart?"

Elias: "yes, talking..."

Ben: "What'd it say?"

Elias: "Hello, Elias!"