Kids Unscripted: Chapter 3

Talia: "The baby thinks I'm his armrest!"
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Talia: "If a baby cow was in an egg, that'd be a big ole egg!" (Learning about mammals.)
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Talia: "Why'd they cut the piano in half?!"
Me: "Thats just a small keyboard."
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Talia: "Mommy, you're too fast! I want you to run like Papi!"
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Talia: "To make a couch, first you need a rocker-bouncer and some cushions and you screw them together with screws."
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Talia: "Mommy, I speak English, Spanish, and Silly-Girl!"
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Talia: "I have a pretend bird. It's called an 'Even' and it says 'Papa-bee! Papa-bee!'"
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Talia: "A big sister is a thing that teaches a baby how to do stuff."
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Talia: "Mami, you put the 't' upside down!"
Me: "That's an 'f'!"
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Talia: (eating a plum) "I can really taste the vitamins in this!"
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Talia: (about the dry cleaner delivery guy) "That guy treated people the way he wanted to be treated; he gave Papi some clothes and Papi gave some back!"
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Talia: "All of the yesterdays are gone... but not today! And not tomorrow!"
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