Thursday, June 28, 2012

Kids Unscripted: Chapter 4

Talia: (after bumping her leg) "It will feel better in 4 hours and 2 minutes."
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Talia: (singing) "Warm cross buns, warm cross buns, one a penny, two a penny..."
Me: "You don't sing 'Hot cross buns?'"
Talia: "No, I just want them to be warm."
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Talia: "Mommy, we need to make some bows for my sister."
Me: "When do you think you're going to get a sister?"
Talia: "I think God is going to put her in your tummy at 7:30"
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Talia: "That's a big plate for a Talia!"
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Talia: "Elias gave me a hug. Can I keep it?"
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Talia: "I'm exercising by doing a curl-around-feet dance!"
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Talia: (trying on my dress) "This makes me look like a little angel!"
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Talia: (looking at Elias) "I was that size when I was little..."
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Talia: "Me and Elias are holding hands. I guess I'm his friend!"
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Talia: "I'm a radio!"
Me: "So why aren't you making music?"
Talia: "My batteries are almost dead."
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Talia: "I'm making baby sounds so Elias can understand me."
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Talia: "When you eat, your food goes down your throat and into a ropellar-holder..."
Me: "a what?"
Talia: "A ropellar-holder and then it goes down and goes 'pbbbbbbbbt!'"
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Talia: (after talking about what a PROpeller was on a helicopter or a boat) "Sometimes people use a really long spoon to scoop the water."
Me: "I think you mean an oar."
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Talia: "All of the bananas are acting silly!"
Me: "They look pretty serious to me."
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(Talia was sitting on an ice chest)
Mr. Martin: (thirsty) "Can I get in that box?"
Talia: "I don't think you'll fit..."
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Talia: "When people stop growing, they don't grow anymore they just change numbers."
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Talia: "I think it's 30 o' clock."

4 comments:

  1. Haha this made my day. Loved reading all of them. My favorite is that warm cross buns ;)

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  2. :) Love that gal.

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  3. :grin: Awesomeness!
    ~ Chel

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  4. YAY for you to continue writing these, down! they are awesome. I wish I would do it I say that everytime and yet I don't..... oh well I enjoy reading Talia's.

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